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My good friend Loveleen and I were having drinks one night at a nice quiet bar in Vancouver.  If you don’t remember, Loveleen is a gorgeous girl who also happens to be a lesbian.  I was consoling her because her relationship hadn’t worked out.  You see, she had waffled for some time about how far to dive into the relationship she’d been in, and while she had tried to make up her mind, the other girl had made the decision for her and had left.

Now a couple months later, Loveleen …

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Recently, Michael Schwartz, the chief of staff for Republican senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, said at the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C., “All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.” He continued: “If you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants.”

Let me rephrase this stupidity. Apparently, 11-year-olds hate to be gay, so if you can …

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Folks, I was talking to Loveleen, a friend of mine, who is a beautiful lesbian.  I don’t mean she’s beautiful for a lesbian.  I mean that she’s beautiful, and she’s also a lesbian. To me, this is like ice cream with both cookie dough and grated dark chocolate on top. Just a wonderful dish.

I was talking to Loveleen about something I’d heard on the radio. Some guy was talking about how he’d realized one day that anything someone does for ten years, they become an expert at. …

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Folks, I was having lunch with a colleague of mine who works in a similar field as I do.  That is, his business produces and sells magnetic bracelets for their healing properties, so we’re both in the fake health industry.  Jim was telling me about his latest relationship.  Now, Jim has only dated guys in the past, and many of his friends assume that means he’s only attracted to men.  But this latest relationship started with a female friend of his, and hence Jim’s dilemma.

You see, for a long time …

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Folks, like most Americans earlier this week, I was crying tears of joy when we chose our first African-American president.  A great page of history had been turned, and a tremendous leap forward had been made for black Americans and heck, for all Americans.  I’m thinking, let’s keep this momentum going of ending prejudice and lifting up voices that have previously been silenced.  That’s right, next time, let’s do the gays.

Let’s imagine a lesbian.  Now, I really like lesbians, because I tend to get along well with people who like …