Take Care of Your Own Crap
Folks, I was dilly-dallying on the Internet this morning, and I came across a list that was something like, “Things boys should know before becoming men.” Right away I knew this was...
Author: Dr. Matt
You Are Your Best Lover
Folks, it’s been a while since we’ve chatted, and I didn’t want you to feel like I didn’t have time for you. My fans are part of what keeps me going, that’s...
What is Noob Sauce?
Dear Dr. Matt, Recently my son came home from school quite upset. He said “Mom, guess what my teacher did today?!” Hearing other stories about this particular teacher, I knew I couldn’t...
You Deserve Gifts. No, really.
I’ve been getting lots of birthday wishes from my fans, which is absolutely great. Ya’ll are wonderful for everything you’ve sent me. I would say I don’t deserve it, but that’s just...