Dr. Matt The world's most talented degree-less doctor.

The Vagina of Your Mind

Hey Dr. Matt, how ARE you? Tell me, in your medical opinion, am I ever going to deliver this child out of me? -Really Pregnant Well, R.P. first I should note that I don’t have a “doctorate” in the strictest sense; that is, in the sense that I “graduated” from a “university.” My doctorate is […]

Everyone Accidentally Shaves Too Much

Folks, a friend of mine was recently shaving his eyebrows, and normally he shaves those on a Level 3, but on that particular day, he forgot, and end up shaving those eyebrows on a Level 1. Now, this got me thinking about you and your problems. While I say in my famous book that you […]