Dr. Matt The world's most talented degree-less doctor.

Vancouver is Terrible at Bridges

I was recently on a walk with my friend, Jonathon Stembridge-Rickenbacker. As you may remember, Jon is probably one of the most talented and famous architects in the world. He is also quite attractive, incidentally. As we crossed a bridge, he and I started talking about another local bridge in Vancouver, the Port Mann bridge, […]

Is My Husband a Cylon?

Dear Dr. Matt, I’m married, and a girlfriend of mine asked me one day what I did when my husband gets attracted to other women. I told her that it was impossible, that we’re happily married, and people who are happily married don’t get attracted to other people. The thing is, when I said this, […]

Take Care of Your Own Crap

Folks, I was dilly-dallying on the Internet this morning, and I came across a list that was something like, “Things boys should know before becoming men.” Right away I knew this was trouble, and sure enough, it had such gems as knowing how to change oil filters and having a complete comprehension of soccer. This […]

You Are Your Best Lover

Folks, it’s been a while since we’ve chatted, and I didn’t want you to feel like I didn’t have time for you. My fans are part of what keeps me going, that’s for sure, and each and every one of you is loved, not just for the way you pay my gas bill, but for […]