Dr. Matt

  • What’s the Secret to Fashion?

    Podcast: Play in new window | Download Hi Dr. Matt, I really struggle with fashion. By your good looks and extra hairy moustache, I can tell you really have a sense of how to put on a pair of pants. What’s your secret? Where do you find your motivation to strive for such fashion? Thanks, […]

  • How Can I Fix My Friend?

    Dr. Matt- This may be a semi-long-winded question, but it takes some explaining to get to the heart of it. I just finished reading you blog concerning friends… Adding more pluses, getting rid of minuses, and I have a situation. One of my best friend’s of four years has been on a slippery slope towards […]

  • The Vagina of Your Mind

    Hey Dr. Matt, how ARE you? Tell me, in your medical opinion, am I ever going to deliver this child out of me? -Really Pregnant Well, R.P. first I should note that I don’t have a “doctorate” in the strictest sense; that is, in the sense that I “graduated” from a “university.” My doctorate is […]

  • Is My Husband a Cylon?

    Dear Dr. Matt, I’m married, and a girlfriend of mine asked me one day what I did when my husband gets attracted to other women. I told her that it was impossible, that we’re happily married, and people who are happily married don’t get attracted to other people. The thing is, when I said this, […]

  • Koalas and Skunks? – Ask Dr. Matt – November 2, 2007

    Dear Dr. Matt:What does my love for koalas and skunks say about my personality?-Odd Animal Lover Well OAL, a lot of so-called “doctors” with “doctoral degrees” might start by talking about the archetypes of the koala and the skunk, and how the traits we attribute to these creatures might mirror aspects of your personality that […]

  • What is Noob Sauce?

    Dear Dr. Matt, Recently my son came home from school quite upset. He said “Mom, guess what my teacher did today?!” Hearing other stories about this particular teacher, I knew I couldn’t guess and said, “Tell me.” The story went something like this: “Well, this other kid in my class really likes saying ‘noob sauce,’ […]