Charles Worley Wants to Put Me In a Concentration Camp
Editor’s note: A Long Island Phi Phi is named for Phi Phi Island in Thailand and is pronounced pea-pea. Y’all, I was sitting at home enjoying a Long Island Iced Phi Phi...
Category: Spirituality
Texas, Religion, and High-Fructose Corn Syrup
Since I’m a Texas boy, I know you folks have been waiting for me to say something about the Texas state Board of Education voting on controversial new changes to school textbooks....
If Anyone’s Crazy, It’s Not Me
I’ve been riding the bus a lot lately, ever since my Toyota Plug-In Hybrid Prius suddenly accelerated towards the edge of a cliff while I was parking. As you know, my Prius is...
Don’t Pick on the Pope
Folks, because of the recent sexual abuse scandals in the Catholic church, the Pope has been in the news a lot lately. Many have asked questions like: “Does the Pope hold responsibility...