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2008 is for Dr. Matt

Kids, I know what you’re thinking. It’s another year, it’s another time for resolutions and whatnot. Now, I’m sure I’d have a lot to say about resolutions, and whether or not you should have them, and how they’re likely stupid. But folks, sometimes you gotta set asides what’s stupid and what’s not stupid and just […]

Christmas Has You, But More Importantly: Me

Folks, maybe Christmas isn’t so bad. I know what you’re saying: “Dr. Matt, why would it be bad at all?” I admit, I may have treated Christmas like my alcoholic sister that I shake my head at, and have a hard time loving her for who she is. Sure, Christmas sometimes breaks my DVD player, […]

It’s Not Really the Thought That Counts

Listen, folks, if there’s one piece of advice I could give to people when buying gifts (not including the dozen or so I’ve given so far), it would be this: spend more than $30 on an alarm clock. “But Dr. Matt,” you say. “I’m not buying anyone an alarm clock.” Well, take it as a […]

Is There Bad Love?

Folks, I was talking to one of my clients the other day (and by client, I mean my mechanic for my Toyota Plug-in Hybrid Prius), and he said to me, “Dr. Matt, is there such a thing as bad love? Can there be love from someone that you just shouldn’t accept?” I found the question […]

Koalas and Skunks? – Ask Dr. Matt – November 2, 2007

Dear Dr. Matt:What does my love for koalas and skunks say about my personality?-Odd Animal Lover Well OAL, a lot of so-called “doctors” with “doctoral degrees” might start by talking about the archetypes of the koala and the skunk, and how the traits we attribute to these creatures might mirror aspects of your personality that […]

Openness – Dr. Matt’s Thoughts – October 14th, 2007

People, today I’ve got the subject of openness on the brain. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have the tendency to say whatever it is that comes to my mind. And it baffles me when other people choose to shut themselves up, to hide behind a concept of “politeness,” or the fear of […]

Getting What You Want

Folks, I want to talk to you about getting what you want. Now, don’t misunderstand me. I’m not talking about how to get what you want. I’m talking about that event, that moment in which you are getting what you want. It’s coming right at you, and all you got to do is stick out […]

What is your job? – Dr. Matt’s Thoughts for July 11, 2007

Whew, Nilly! Is it a scorcher outside today! Don’t worry, folks, I made sure to slather some of that sunblock lotion all over my body before I went outside. There were some places that it was possible the sun would not shine; however, it’s best to be safe. Talking about being safe got me to […]

Don’t Anger the Karma Fairy

Today I came across a discussion on what is Karma and does Karma really exist. There was a lot of discussion on both sides, often angry, and I thought that it might be time for Dr. Matt to come in and give the deciding factor, the final gavel, the ultimate decision on what is and […]