Folks, I was dilly-dallying on the Internet this morning, and I came across a list that was something like, “Things boys should know before becoming men.” Right away I knew this was trouble, and sure enough, it had such gems as knowing how to change oil filters and having a complete comprehension of soccer. This […]
Folks, it’s been a while since we’ve chatted, and I didn’t want you to feel like I didn’t have time for you. My fans are part of what keeps me going, that’s for sure, and each and every one of you is loved, not just for the way you pay my gas bill, but for […]
Dear Dr. Matt, Recently my son came home from school quite upset. He said “Mom, guess what my teacher did today?!” Hearing other stories about this particular teacher, I knew I couldn’t guess and said, “Tell me.” The story went something like this: “Well, this other kid in my class really likes saying ‘noob sauce,’ […]
I’ve been getting lots of birthday wishes from my fans, which is absolutely great. Ya’ll are wonderful for everything you’ve sent me. I would say I don’t deserve it, but that’s just silly. After all, why do we (and by we, I mean other people) feel the need to say on occasions such as these: […]
First of all, I just want to bring you people up to speed on what’s going on in my life. I know how each and every day I am likely in your thoughts, and for this, I thank you. As I’m recording my audio version of my book, “Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!” I’m thinking […]
Last week I received this message here on the Myspace Internets: Hi MySpace neighbor! I noticed that you’re Christian. To be honest a lot of the mainstream Christian music sounds the same to me, but I found an artist here on MySpace named Mick Joseph whose tunes are truly unique. It turns out that he’s […]
So I watched the Oscars on Sunday, as I’m sure many of you did, and can I just say: STU-PID. You see, folks, the Oscars, if you think about it, are kind of like watching some company’s annual meeting, only it’s hosted by a lesbian and Will Ferrell sings something. But once you get to […]
Well, folks, it’s Valentine’s Day, and that can be a hard day for some people. This is not so for Dr. Matt, because I don’t have any expectations about getting fancy things. I haven’t talked much about relationships so far, but one of the problems of relationships is the expectations of fancy things. And I […]
Someone said to me today, “Dr. Matt, you’ve had so much success through television, films, and creating world peace, what’s next for you?” I’ll tell you what’s NOT next for me: finding myself. I see all these people, especially chronic self-helpers, who decide that their task is “finding themselves.” Well guess what, bucko, you’re already […]
A visitor to my Myspace page left this comment: “Dear Dr. Matt, I need a cure for heartache. What do you recommend? BTW, the mustache is Sexy.” Dear Girl Who Likes My Moustache (GWLMM – I’ll just call you Gollum to make it easier.), I think you stumbled upon something that I detail in my […]
