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The Problems With Retroactive Abortion

On Facebook, I had a fan make this request: Doctor Matt, I need your help. I really want to invent a time machine to retroactively abort people in the past that are too stupid in the present. Signed, Andy M____ Now, the topic raised by this fan is a complicated one for many people, so […]

How To Be Professional: A Critic’s Guide

Folks, I make it a habit to respond to as many fans as I can, because I wouldn’t be where I am today without their money. Sometimes, fans leave their responses to one of my books on the Amazon.com, and I do my best to let them know they’re heard and they appreciate the feedback, […]

Hey, Ellen DeGeneres!

Ellen DeGeneres! I know you’ve been waiting for the right time to invite me, Dr. Matt, onto your show. After all, you don’t want to have me on too early, and upstage an upcoming actor like Tom Hanks, but you also don’t want to wait too long, and jeopardize your career. So, I’m here to […]

#OccupyYourBedroom

Podcast: Play in new window | Download I know what you’re thinking. That whole Occupy Whatever movement has come and gone. While some may argue that’s true, it’s also why I bring this up now. Because after you’ve been out changing the world, it’s time to come inside and Occupy Your Bedroom. You see, there’s […]